JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

few jokes for you to enjoy your weekend.

 

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

 

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

 

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

 

 

 

Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! .

Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. .

Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? .

Man : Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club.

Father-In-Law : U club too? .

Man : I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.

Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! .

Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. .

Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer??? .

Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so I killed him. .

Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right Man for my daughter. Do you need money to buy the engagement ring and the other things?